The future of evolution, courtesy of Ryan Gosling.

So apparently Ryan Gosling is just growing more and more awesome with every waking second.

A story just emerged that the irritatingly brilliant 'Drive' actor saved London journalist Laurie Penny from an oncoming taxi in America.

Clearly he needs to cross the atlantic to now make sure us British folk stand no chance of finding a girl.

I have therefore taken it upon myself to take a glimpse into the future, and where the human race will end up if Ryan Gosling continues to be awesome,

I will now explain this in 5 simple steps.

The future of evolution.

1. Ryan Gosling makes it so no other male stands a chance with any female.

2. Ryan Gosling impregnates every female in existence.

3. 80% of other males fail to find parters and eventually die out due to loneliness.

4. The offspring of Ryan Gosling eventually kills off the remaining species.

5. Humanity continues as a race of Ryan's and Rihanna's.

I think this is pretty accurate. So my message to Ryan gosling is simply this;

"If you care at all about the human race, you will

 limit your awesomeness for the sake of the rest of us"

Oh yeah, and...

"WHY CAN'T I HATE YOU!?"

That is all.

Gan canny!

Stephen.